Stirlingitis: a medical condition caused from an overexposure of the American violinist Lindsey Stirling. Symptoms include a random screaming of such things as “OMG I LOVE YOU LINDSEY!!!!!”, increased heart-rate and blood pressure, willingness to dance and being inspired to learn a musical instrument. What once was seen as a virtually unknown condition has now transformed into a global epidemic. Considered to be highly contagious with no known cure.
OMG I LOVE YOU LINDSEY!!!